willyoulovemeh:

I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.

sweatyscrotum:

I’m not like other girls!XD

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I only have guy friends. I mean all girls do is start drama.image

Oh my god, i hate sluts! image

Other girls my age like to drink and party but i like to stay inside and read or watch netflix! I’m so weird. image

All the girls in my school care about is makeup and shopping and all i care about is FOOD and VIDEO GAMES. lol sometimes i think i was born a guy.image

collegegirlinthesouth:

So, I have 2105798437594082448392 things to do….

AND IM ABOUT TO GO TO BED AND FAIL OUT OF COLLEGE

SPOOKY ASKS

  • Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?
    Vampire:
  • If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
    Werewolf:
  • If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
    Witch:
  • Do you have any regrets?
    Ghost:
  • Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?
    Frankenstein:
  • If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
    Mummy:
  • Do you miss anyone right now?
    Zombie:
  • If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
    Faerie:
  • What are you like when you’re by yourself?
    Nymph:
  • How far would you go to keep the one you love?
    Mermaid:
  • What would you change about yourself?
    Shapeshifter:
  • If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?
    Banshee:
  • If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
    Siren:
  • If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
    Genie:
  • What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
    Fury:
  • What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
    Incubus:
  • What’s one thing you can’t live without?
    Succubus:

weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

blshiit:


DO U NEED A STEPMOM?!?

blshiit:

DO U NEED A STEPMOM?!?

docwithtardisfez:

spenceralthouse:

Sound logic.

The logic of store decorators everywhere.

docwithtardisfez:

spenceralthouse:

Sound logic.

The logic of store decorators everywhere.

dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

clannyphantom:

logging onto tumblr near autumn image